Software engineer and his wife .. (FUNNY)
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters..
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Ab yahan koy naheen koy naheen aye ga
*Ab Yahan*~
Ab yahan koy naheen koy naheen aye ga
Dil_e_tanha gham_e_ tanhayi main dhal jaye ga
Ab yahan koy naheen koy naheen aye ga
Yeh haseen chand hay ya deda hayraan koy
Yeh mera dil hay k hay mehfil_e_veraan koy
Zindagi hay k yeh hay zulf_e_parishan koy
Koun is uljhi huy zulf ko suljhaye ga
Daastaan khatam mere dard ki ho jaye gi
Sath hi tere teri yaad bhi kho jaye gi
Muntezir aankh bhi thakh haar k so jaye gi
Raat ka akhari aansu bhi chalak jaye ga
Ab yahan koy naheen koy naheen aye ga
Aapki Yaad Phir Aaj Aane Lagi.. Aankh Phir Aasoowon Ko Chupane Lagi Aapka Naam Leker Hamesha Yahaa Mehal Apne Ye Duniya Banane Lagi Muflisii ka Yahaa Aaj Ye Haal Hai Jho Hai Oda Usii Ko Bichane Lagi Hum Fakiron Ka Jane Makaddar Hai Kya Her Kadam Mushkile Ser Utane Lagi Aadmi Ki Garaz Bad Gayee Yu Ki Ab Aadmiyath Jahaa Se Mitane Lagi Aasmaa Ab Kare Kuch Tho Mumkin Ho Ye Zamee Haath Khali Dikhane Lagi Bair Duniya Ko Na Jane Kya Mujhse Hai Meri Aankhon Se Sapne Churane Lagi Tab "roja" Ko Aaker Laghe Poochne Saans Jab Usse Dhaman Churane Lagi..
Aapki Yaad Phir Aaj Aane Lagi..
Aankh Phir Aasoowon Ko Chupane Lagi
Aapka Naam Leker Hamesha Yahaa
Mehal Apne Ye Duniya Banane Lagi
Muflisii ka Yahaa Aaj Ye Haal Hai
Jho Hai Oda Usii Ko Bichane Lagi
Hum Fakiron Ka Jane Makaddar Hai Kya
Her Kadam Mushkile Ser Utane Lagi
Aadmi Ki Garaz Bad Gayee Yu Ki Ab
Aadmiyath Jahaa Se Mitane Lagi
Aasmaa Ab Kare Kuch Tho Mumkin Ho
Ye Zamee Haath Khali Dikhane Lagi
Bair Duniya Ko Na Jane Kya Mujhse Hai
Meri Aankhon Se Sapne Churane Lagi
Tab "roja" Ko Aaker Laghe Poochne
Saans Jab Usse Dhaman Churane Lagi..
Aankh Phir Aasoowon Ko Chupane Lagi
Aapka Naam Leker Hamesha Yahaa
Mehal Apne Ye Duniya Banane Lagi
Muflisii ka Yahaa Aaj Ye Haal Hai
Jho Hai Oda Usii Ko Bichane Lagi
Hum Fakiron Ka Jane Makaddar Hai Kya
Her Kadam Mushkile Ser Utane Lagi
Aadmi Ki Garaz Bad Gayee Yu Ki Ab
Aadmiyath Jahaa Se Mitane Lagi
Aasmaa Ab Kare Kuch Tho Mumkin Ho
Ye Zamee Haath Khali Dikhane Lagi
Bair Duniya Ko Na Jane Kya Mujhse Hai
Meri Aankhon Se Sapne Churane Lagi
Tab "roja" Ko Aaker Laghe Poochne
Saans Jab Usse Dhaman Churane Lagi..
Life is a New Beginning
Life is a New Beginning
Everything you've ever accomplished has been done using just a small fraction of your capabilities.
What if you could make use of just a little bit more?
All that you've experienced has come from just a tiny corner in the universe of your possibilities.
Imagine growing your awareness, your thinking and your actions beyond that corner.
If something seems impossible, that's because you're looking at it from a limited perspective.
Consider that there is so very much more to life than what you have thus far encountered.
What you have and what you know are extremely valuable.
Yet there also is infinitely more value to be found by exploring the possibilities
that exist beyond where you already are.
No matter how many sunrises you've experienced so far,
the next one brings with it a whole new world.
No matter how far you've already come, this moment now is a new beginning.
Life is constantly reinventing itself while at the same time holding true to timeless values.
Allow the very best possibilities to take you ever higher.
With all my affection,
Dora Saunier
