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Aik Baat Kaho

Things To Keep It

BOHAT DINO KI BAAT THI............

Bohat dino ki baat thi
shabab per bahar thi
fiza bhi khushgawar thi
na jaane kioun machal para
main apne ghar se chal para
kisi ne mujh ko rok ker
bari aada se tok ker
kaha ke laut ayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
magar mujhe khabar na thi
mahaul per nazar na thi
na janey kioun machal para
main apney ghar se chal para
phir shehar se main aa gaya
khayal tha ke paa gaya
usey jo mujh se durr thi
magar meri zaroor thi
phir ik haseen shaam ko
main chal para salam ko
gali ka rang dekh ker
naye tarang dekh ker
mujhe bari khushi hui
mujhe bari khushi hui
main kuch isi khushi main tha
kisi ne bahir jhank ker kaha
paraye ghar se jayyee
meri qasam na ayyee
meri qasam na ayyee
wohi haseen shaam hai
bahar jis ka naam hai
chala hoon ghar ko chor ker
na janey jaoon ga kidhar
koi nahin jo rok ker
koi nahin jo tok ker
kahay ke laut ayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
meri qasam na jayyee 

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This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian...

This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Someone has stolen our tent".

DOES YOUR COMPANY HAVE A PROBLEM IN RECRUITING THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT CHAIR? IF YES, TRY OUT THIS SIMPLE EXPERIMENT.

DOES YOUR COMPANY HAVE A PROBLEM IN RECRUITING THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE RIGHT CHAIR? IF YES, TRY OUT THIS SIMPLE EXPERIMENT.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN THE ENGG DEPT.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATION.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN EXPORT CELL.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HRD.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the windows - PUT THEM IN MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT CELL.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick as moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.