The problems with GUYS & Girls

Girls with Attitude!

Is this what Girls think about Boys??? 

If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"  

If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"  

If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"  

If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"  

If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"  

If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"  

If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"  

If she acts smarter "she think its her right"  

If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"    

If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"  

If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"  

If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga"  

If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"  

If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"  

If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"  

If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"  

If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"  

If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"  

If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"  

If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"  

If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"  

If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"  

If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"  

If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"  

& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrates??!!!  

The problems with GUYS: 

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 

& sooo hard to please!!!!! 

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 

but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... 

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter