Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae…..
Paper ho par result na aye…….
Class ho par teacher na aye……
Bus me baithe par college na jaye…….
Picnic jae aur vapas na aye……
Hafte me 3 din ho or fir Sunday aye…….
Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jae……
Hum bilkul na padhe aur pass ho jae……
Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…..
Jise chahte he dil se wo apna ho jae……
Barish me bhige aur joor se gana gaye…….
Duniya bhool jaye fir bacche ban jaye…….
Bheed se dur yuhi duniya banae……
Sari jindgi bas yuhi kat jae……..
Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jae………
Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asa ho jae.. !
Joke of the Day she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So, he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
The wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So, he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
The wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Joke of the Day One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.
One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?
Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in London Zoo?
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?
Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in London Zoo?
Joke of the Day A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said,
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."
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