(SMS OF THE DAYS ) NEW UPDATED SMS ON WEB..

(SMS OF THE DAYS ) NEW UPDATED SMS ON WEB..

AGR PATHAN NA HO TOU?? CHAPLAIN KON SIAYGA MAZDURI KON KAREGA.. DUMPR KON CHLAEGA GARMI MAIN GOLA GANDA OR SARDI MAIN MOONG PHALI KON BAICHAYGA..? RAATON KO CHOWKI-DAARI KON KAREGA? T20 WORLD CUPKO JITWAYEGA..? 28 WEN ROZAY K BAAD EID KON KAREGA? "GEO PATHAN." -- Posted By Blue Saints to SMS MESSAGES at 6/03/2010 10:42:00 AM

Girl : Abu Insan Kahan se Aaya ? Dad: Allah Ne Adam aur Hawa banaye, Unke Bache Huwe, Insan wahan se aaya.. Kuch dino Baad Girl : Ammi, Insan kahan se Aaya..? Mom: Buhat Saal Pehle Bander Tabdeel ho kar Insaan ban gaye.. Girl Confuse ho gai.. Girl : Abu aapne Kaha tha Insan Adam aur hawa se aaya,  Ammi kehti hen bander se aaya,  samajh nai aaya, Dad: Beti, maine. Aapko apna khandan bataya aur apki Ammi ne Apna..  -- Posted By Blue Saints to SMS MESSAGES at 6/03/2010 10:42:00 AM

Pathan Calls His Wife From Sheikhupuura  Nokrani ne Phone Recieve kia Pathan : Begam Saheba se baat Karao Nokrani : Wo to Sahab k Sath So Rahi hain,  Pathan : Pr Sahab to main hoo, Nokrani : Ab me kya Karun?  Pathan : Maar de dono ko  AFTHER KILLING  Nokrani : Laashon ka kya karun?  Pathan Ghar k Pechey jo Nadi hai us me Phenk k bhag ja  Nokrani : Par ghar k Pechey to koi nadi nai hai  Pathan : to kya ye 4982345 Num nai hy ?  Nokrani nai  Pathan Sorry Wrong Number..

Kiss is a key 2 love, love is a lock of marriage, Marriage is a box of children, Children is the problem of INDIA,  See how much problem KISS can create.  -- Posted By Blue Saints to SMS MESSAGES at 5/31/2010 06:09:00 PM

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible. -- Posted By Blue Saints to SMS MESSAGES at 5/31/2010 06:10:00 PM